Mermaid In The Night

I went out fishing on a sandy beach
Cast my line out as far as it would reach
Looking for something for the frying pan
I kick back with a beer in my hand

I must've got a big one cause it's bending my pole
I'm having to fight just to keep control
It could be a whale, God only knows
Whatever it is it's not wearing any clothes

Chorus:
She's larger than life
Made from holy water
Covered in green
And got little scales upon her
She's larger than life
She's a mermaid in the night

She's got a set of gills, like no fish I've ever seen
Long blonde hair and a tail in between
I'm in love with a creature from the sea
She brings out the crustacean in me

Her voice is a temptation it's a siren song
When we kiss there could be no wrong
I ask her to marry me, to be my wife
Do the backstroke the rest of our lives

[Chorus 2xs]

Mermaid in the night
Little mermaid in the night
I think I'll have to catch her