Chorus:
What do you do when something new,
crosses your path out of the blue?
What ya do? what you do?
What you do? what do you do?

I think once upon a time
Heffalumps ruled the forest.
They romped and stomped
And blew their horns
To their near and dearest.
Be scared, for all the rest of us.
A Heffalump is, as a Heffalump does
As a Heffalump now, as a Heffalump was.

(Chorus)