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Quidditch Fouls
Rules are of course "made to be broken." Seven hundred Quidditch fouls
are listed in the Department of Magical Games and Sports records, and all
of them are known to flave occurred during the final of the first ever
World Cup in 1473. The full list of these fouls, however, has never been
made available to the wizarding public. It is the Department's view that
witches and wizards who see the list "might just get ideas.
I was fortunate enough to gain access to the documents relating to these
fouls while researching this book and can confirm that no public good can
come of their publication. Ninety percent of the fouls listed are, in any
case, impossible as long as the ban on using wands against the opposing
team is upheld (this ban was imposed in I538): Of remaining
ten percent, it is safe to say that most would not occur to even the dirtiest
player; for example, "setting fire to an opponent's broom tail," "attacking
an opponent's broom with a club," "attacking an opponent with an axe."This
is not to say that modern Quidditch players never break: rules. Ten common
fouls are listed below. The correct Quidditch term for each foul is given
in the first column.
Name Applies to Description
Referees
Refireeing a Quidditch match was once a task for only the bravest witches
and wizards. Zacharias Mumps tells us that a Norfolk referee called Cyprian
Youdle died during a friendly match between local wizards in 1357.
The originator of the curse was never caught but is believed to have been
a member of the crowd. While there have been no proven referee slayings
since, there have been several incidences of broom - tampering over the
centuries, the most - dangerous being the transformation of the referee's
room into a Portkey, so that he or she is whisked away from the match halfway
through and turns up months later in the Sahara Desert. The Department
of Magical Games and Sports has issued strict guidelines on the security
measures relating to players' brooms and these incidents are now, thankfully,
extremely rare.
The effective Quidditch referee needs to be more than an expert flier.
He or she has to watch the antics of fourteen players at once and the most
common referee's injury is consequently neck strain. At professional matches
the referee is assisted by officials who stand around the boundaries
of the pitch and ensure that neither players nor balls stray over the outer
perimeter.
In Britain, Quidditch referees are selected by the Department of Magical
Games and Sports. They have to take rigorous flying tests and an exacting
written examination on the rules of Quidditch and prove, through a series
of intensive trials, dut they will not jinx or curse offensive players
even under severe pressure.
Quidditch Through The Ages by Kenniworthy Whisp |