It's a dirty great snake and someone would have seen him.
It would be nice if they did but no one stood between them.
Those poor ones who were petrified.
And thier friends so sad and terrified.
To think that it was just a snake.
Surely this was a mistake.
But calculations and Hermione,
Never go wrong for Ron and Harry.
Don't be scared of this magical meany.
He's been killed, that dirty old weeny.
So when you go to Hogwarts, stare at the chamber and someone goes tisk.
You surely know they've heard of the great evil Basalisk!